Est. 2024 • Zurich • Global

Strategic Solutions for Creative Mischief

We help organizations and individuals deliver nonsense with precision, execute practical jokes at scale, and practice civil disobedience with professional elegance.

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Our Services

Comprehensive consulting for the modern provocateur. We combine decades of expertise in absurdity with cutting-edge disruption techniques.

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Nonsense Strategy

From surrealist press releases to bureaucratic performance art, we help you craft messages that confound, delight, and subtly undermine the status quo. Our nonsense is never accidental—it's meticulously engineered confusion.

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Practical Joke Implementation

Enterprise-grade prank deployment for corporate environments. We handle everything from harmless office transformations to large-scale public installations. Safety, consent, and maximum comedic impact guaranteed.

Civil Disobedience Consulting

Legal, ethical, and creative guidance for peaceful resistance. We help you make your point without making enemies—unless that's precisely the point, in which case we can help with that too.

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Corporate Absurdism

Inject carefully calibrated weirdness into your organization. From Dadaist team-building exercises to surreal customer experiences, we help you stand out by making absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Our Philosophy

We believe that laughter is a legitimate tool for social change, and that chaos—when properly choreographed—can be breathtakingly beautiful.

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    Precision in Absurdity

    The best nonsense is carefully planned. We leave nothing to chance, except when chance is part of the strategy.

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    Ethical Mischief

    We never cause harm, only delightful confusion. Our pranks are designed to bring people together through shared bewilderment.

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    Constructive Disruption

    Civil disobedience should build bridges, not burn them. We help you challenge systems while maintaining your humanity.

"In a world that takes itself too seriously, the most radical act is to refuse to be serious at all. We are not consultants—we are curators of controlled chaos, architects of the absurd, and professional troublemakers with hearts of gold."
— The Schabernack Manifesto

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Ready to inject some calculated chaos into your world? We're here to help you plan, execute, and evade responsibility (legally, of course).

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Email

hello@schabernack.consulting

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Office

Bahnhofstrasse 42
8001 Zürich, Switzerland

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